Ms. Maureen Campbell was proud to attest with confidence that, throughout her 72 years of life, she had only kissed whom she had ratified to be totally and completely in love with.
When inquired in this matter by her son, Elliott, when younger, she would cite the examples of Noah Archman, her very first love at the age of seventeen, and her loyal life partner, Mr. Edwin Campbell, to whom she had devoted sixty-one marvelous years of her life. While obliterating for a mere second any other thought going through her mind and recalling memories with both of them, Ms. Campbell would quickly remind herself of her greatest and true love.
“Oh! And you, of course, Elliott. My love for you is greater than anything in the world! – she would say while staring her beloved son in the eyes with a faint, soothing grin and gently running her fingers through his hair in an attempt of making it tidier.
Not daring to go any further -- refusing to mention names of uncles, nieces or nephews, and even her parents, to whom Maureen revealed no such affection towards -- she would exclusively talk about those three men. After all, they were, indeed, the only ones that had caused an unintentional smile to appear in her lips; that had caused her heart to pound in joy and her hands to shake in euphoria.
Now, nearly thirty years later, old Ms. Campbell couldn’t remember exactly when her unblemished, simple life was ravaged. She couldn’t be sure. Maureen could only notice that ever since her husband’s unannounced death and her son’s departure -- not bothering to call or send an invitation on holidays, nor letting his elderly mother meet her own grandchildren --, she was now limited to kissing objects such as bottles of water or cups from which she drank from, and no further than that.
Being most of the time alone, and utterly lonely, even though she wouldn’t care to admit it, the old lady restricted her hobbies and pastimes to sitting in a plastic white chair on her porch and observing her neighbors’ occupied lives.
Her eyes would often target the resident of the house in front of hers, charming Mrs. Harley Jensen; a short, blonde woman that, when outside, was invariably chasing and yelling at her two young girls after allowing them to play for a few minutes in the vacant street.
Her attention would also drift to a bright-yellow-painted house far down the lane, the last one in the neighborhood she could clearly see. Ms. Campbell would observe Tom Pearce, the seventeen-year-old who repeatedly reminded her of her own negligent son. Although being a considerably attractive teenager, presenting several unique traits like a dim ginger mane, emerald-green eyes, and naturally coral lips, he implied a somewhat distasteful personality. Ms.Campbell assumed -- mainly because of the loud music coming from his room that would ring in her ears all night long, and obvious lack of effort to be well-mannered and sociable -- Thomas to be a bitter person, an opinion that would surely make her a huge hypocrite.
Discounting specifically these two people, Maureen would spot one or two other neighbors, often the ones who were desperately running on the sideroad because of tardiness to an important appointment or others who simply insinuated to have a perfect, pleasant lifestyle, whom she looked at with frowned eyebrows, momentary wrinkles appearing in her forehead and by her eyes, and a disgusted scowl forming in her mouth. Ms. Campbell would disregard all of the others, -- fifteen of her other neighbors, to be accurate -- for the simple reason of finding them quite uninteresting.
Of course, such neighbors wouldn’t pass Ms. Campbell as unnoticed. In fact, most of the ones who spotted her entertaining herself in their personal lives would find the old lady generally odd or even ludicrous. None of them, specifically the ones who were residents in the neighborhood for a long time, would dare to talk to or to look at her, mainly based on past events they have seen -- and some, few of them, experienced -- in which Ms. Campbell would treat the person who addressed her in complete disrespect and disdain for what such had to say.
“Did you see the way she cursed at Timothy? Geez, doesn’t she know he’s only five? Poor kid went home crying!”
“The postman will only deliver her mail when she’s inside her house…”
“I don’t want my kids playing near her!”
“Did you notice the way she spies on everyone? Nosy freak!”
“God, she gives me the creeps!”
“Well, what did you expect? All of the people she knew left her…”
“I doubt she is able to feel anything at all.”
Ms. Campbell would have full acknowledgment of such accusations but never desired to contradict them, for she believed that most of them were true. She often would question herself whether she was still capable of feeling, of loving again; for it had been so many years since she had, that now she couldn’t remember what it felt like.
However, amongst those neighbors, some who, at times, would leave old Ms. Campbell with an appalling feeling of enmity, there was one who particularly drove the old lady insane and could make her imagine the most fantastic, and additionally aggressive, scenarios. During this little hobby of hers, Maureen would always notice her eyes drawn to the brownish, skinny little creature that would wander from house to house, asking for food in the most ecstatic way possible and having his desires met with leftover meat, expired bread, and a caring pat on the back by the house’s owners and their children. It had already become a routine for him, habit that would have him sloppily named “Peon” by the residents of the street.
Apart from the rest of the neighborhood, Ms. Campbell despited Peon’s occasional visits, for she had no children or family of her own, therefore the filthy dog only served to bark at her house’s gate practically the whole evening and selectively knock over her trash cans at night, searching for something to eat.
That afternoon was no different. After observing the street for roughly three hours, the poor animal had just started to drift through the houses; the light-blue one with an awfully huge front door at the end of the street, where Ms. Jones would happily give him a boiled egg, up until Karley Jensen’s, where Peon would be warmly welcomed inside for a few minutes by the children. And at last, hers.
Every day the same spectacle, the shameless dog would sit in front of the brown bushes ahead of her house and stare at her with low ears and a lonely, almost sympathetic look on his face, as though attempting to itemize the old lady.
“What are you looking at, you dirty dog? I’m not giving you anything, you might as well walk along back to your sad little corner, you’re done for today!” she would blare, causing the neighbors to view such a scene in disgust.
As usual, when the clock in Ms. Campbell’s kitchen struck 7 p.m., she would go back inside and eat dinner, normally tinned foods that were easily heated in the microwave. Into a few minutes of “dinner”, the barking would start -- directly in front of her house -- and Maureen would never know when it ended, for she would’ve already gone to sleep before such an event.
Nevertheless, as the years went by, Ms. Campbell continued to get conveniently annoyed, more and more each day. The old lady decided that she couldn’t manage Peon’s little stunts any longer, for she had matters of her own and enjoyed her occasional rest. Maybe it was because it implied to be the only thing in her life Maureen could entirely control, or maybe it was simply to see the commotion of her neighbors; whatever the reason was, it was sufficient to make Ms. Campbell call the animal care center, insisting that the dog residing in her neighborhood continued to make excessive noise and invade her property. In each and every one of her attempts of getting rid of Peon, Ms. Campbell would be answered in the same cordial tone:
“I’m sorry, Ms. Campbell, I’m afraid we can’t do much. The other residents of the street have no such complaints about the dog that inhabits your neighborhood, we can’t send him to an animal shelter unless we have proof he imposes a threat or frustration to the neighborhood as a whole.”
“I can assure you.”
“Ms. Campbell, we’re going to need proof. Maybe get some other neighbors to sign a petition to keep this dog… Peon, away. There are multiple things you can do to solve your problem.”
“What if I set up a camera throughout the night? Filmed that dog knocking over my trash cans and barking all night, I wouldn’t have to have my neighbors' approval then, would I?”
“Hum… I guess not…”
“Great! Good afternoon.”
And on that note, old, crabby Ms. Campbell decided on a plan; not the most genius one, but adequate to get what she wanted: she would set a camera. Her method was effortless, she needed to arrange the camera in her bedroom window railing before going to sleep and send the footage the day after. And accordingly, that was what she did.
Maureen chose to execute the idea on a fresh, sunny afternoon in July. It was, truly, an alluring day, she couldn’t deny it. The sun was only about to hide its enchanting wings behind one isolated cloud in the celeste-blue sky and, by that time, a cold breeze brushed softly against Ms. Campbell’s cheeks, occasionally lifting locks of her grey hair. The trees were abundant with all sorts of newly-grown fruits that were being relished by the joyful parents of the neighborhood while their children played amongst many others in the street; blowing soap bubbles in the air -- which would briskly be taken away by the wind --, jumping rope while singing popular songs, feeding the birds that would often land for a few seconds on the road, laughing, sweating, and losing their breath after sprinting through their yards only to start running again; all kinds of activities that had also brought delight to Ms. Campbell’s childhood.
However, Ms. Campbell could not, would not be impacted by a particularly pleasant afternoon, for she had more important matters to worry about. So, after all the children and their respective families had returned to their homes, Maureen herself entered hers and searched through her disorganized closet in order to find the camera she had given her son at his wedding. Following her own instructions, Ms. Campbell arranged the camera in the window’s railing in a manner that it would film the street in a clear image and then settled into her usual, calm sleep.
While suffering from her familiar insomnia, closing her little eyes as rigidly as she could in order to fall asleep, her common and abhorred bedtime song begun, giving her immense joy, for she would, indeed, have footage to show the Animal Care Services. And with that thought, Maureen fell into an engaging sleep, thinking that that night would be the last she would have to go to bed with that particular lullaby playing in her ears.
When the morning came, Ms. Campbell woke up with a smile on her face shining from ear to ear and grabbed firmly gripped the camera that stood immobile in the same place it had been placed the day before. Maureen had her daily cup of coffee, changed, and sat in her plastic-white chair in the porch to examine the footage, barely believing she would finally have her amicable nights returned.
After skipping about an hour of the video, for it had nothing interesting to display, the image being exhibited in the camera showed two teenage boys approaching her gate, one whom she rapidly recognized as the red-haired Thomas Pearce; both of them were making signs for the other one to be quiet while walking haltingly towards her house and seeking their way into her porch.
It was clear that they were talking, but because of the distance of the camera and the quality of its microphone, the only words Maureen managed to understand were:
“Now we’re gonna give this old twat what she deserves.”- Thomas said before pulling out what appeared to be an egg from his backpack and attempting to throw it onto the house’s walls. The old lady was suddenly permeated with an agonizing feeling that made her skin boil and her lips curl in a growl. For a moment she even forgot what she was watching the footage for, only to be quickly reminded a few seconds later.
Suddenly, a loud bark broke into the scene, making both of the boys glance in the direction from which it had come. A skinny figure quickly made its way into the image and began barking at the two vandals. Both of them tried to make the dog leave by threatening to throw eggs at him but failed miserably. Peon wouldn’t budge, he continued to growl excessively at the two teenagers in a confident, almost aggressive way.
Past a few minutes of the same performance, Thomas and his friend seemed to have lost their momentary alarm and progressed with their egg-throwing initiative. But Peon was serious in averting such an event, effortlessly jumping the white-wooden -- and relatively low -- gate leading to the front door and fiercely biting the other boy’s leg, making him fall to the ground on his back with a loud thud and, consequently, knock over the old lady’s trash cans.
As a reaction to such “attack”, Thomas, who was standing next to his friend, that now lied on the floor moaning in pain and clutching his shin, had an expression of surprise and panic before deciding to help the boy back to his feet and then to escape and disappear into the darkness of the night.
For the remaining part of the video, Peon sat on her porch and continued to bark -- towards insects that wo